Happy Halloween!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Politicians

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Wives

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but for the life of me, I can't get my wife to go swimming!

Idiots

Today's lesson: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Midgets

If a group of midgets stand up at a football game to do the wave, shouldn't it be called a ripple?

Drunk Cops

For all you who celebrate Oktoberfest and need some lines in case you get caught driving drunk:

What seems to be the officer, problem?
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.