Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Office

Gotta love Dwight Schrute!

Dwight Schrute: When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure".

Saturday, October 30, 2010


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Thursday, October 28, 2010


I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but for the life of me, I can't get my wife to go swimming!

Sunday, October 17, 2010


Today's lesson: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Thursday, October 14, 2010


If a group of midgets stand up at a football game to do the wave, shouldn't it be called a ripple?